who the fucks hairbrained idea was it to label phobias by these archaic unknowable latin prefixes

It’s actually a pretty good idea because then you can talk about your phobia without having to say any trigger words



This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and still have enough to invest in infrastructure and research. Instead we have people who don’t have water, don’t have their basic human rights fulfilled, because they don’t have enough to pay a bill. 

Capitalism is inhumane.

"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged."

Terry Pratchett is amazing.


"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged."
Terry Pratchett is amazing.


amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.


Cats in love




Warning: the following may be too badass for you to handle.

Today the Conservatives filed out of the House of Commons in Ottawa early. The NDP followed. Moments later, all the NDP MPs came back into the house and took their seats. They had realized that, with time still on the parliamentary clock and no Conservatives in attendance, they had a very rare majority. In Canada, the conservatives have a majority-controlled house. What followed knocked my socks off. We have a big problem in Canada. Aboriginal women and children have been disappearing for decades from their communities. Sometimes the bodies are found, but often times they’re simply forgotten by everyone but their family and the aboriginal communities. This is a growing problem all across Canada, with the numbers of missing or murdered aboriginal women becoming more and more alarming. The police won’t do anything. The government, despite the pressure that’s been put on them by the NDP, won’t do anything or even talk about the issue. So with a sudden majority in the house and no Conservatives there to mess things up or heckle too loudly for us to be heard, the NDP forced the debate on the Missing or Murdered Aboriginal Women of Canada. It was a stunning moment, made even more so by the fact that the Opposition (NDP) had to literally trick the government to get the issue to the floor. I’m amazed. What a moment. Well done, especially to Mr. Romeo Saganash and Mr. Tom Mulcair. Bravo, New Democrat MPs. Jack would be so proud. To see a video of the incredibly emotional moment in the house, see my blog, I just posted a link.

One correction. The majority of the conservative MP’s had left the house but there were a small number still in attendance. But definitely less than the full NDP caucus which is why they were able to force the debate.

What an amazing moment.

Anyone who hasn’t seen it needs to read the speech and watch the video of Mr Romeo Saganash's appeal for justice.


It’s like winter is captured in his eyes


It’s like winter is captured in his eyes



Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

lmao this is pretty good


People who use a lack of education to justify subjecting poor people to poverty are fucking revolting. They’ve invented a system wherein poor people cannot obtain a quality education because they are poor and then they use that lack of education to justify their continued poverty. It’s self-sustaining, vile, oppressive, and a fundamental tenet of modern American conservativism.




today i read that people on the schizophrenia spectrum excrete bufotenine through their urine which is the same mildly toxic/hallucigenic substance excreted by toads through their skin

holy shit its true, people w autism spectrum disorders too. badass

So i could get someone to have hallucinate if the drink my piss?

No, you should distill your piss and then sell the bufotenine in it.


our teacher told us to test out the sentence diagrammer she linked us to im literal trash


Which way you diagram the Squart Guy sentence depends on whether you consider “going to make” to be simply a future form or an infinitive as a direct object.

Tl;dr automatic diagram generators don’t work with “nonstandard” English and you’re much better off analyzing sentences yourself and spending some quality time with MS paint.  Use the text tool, then go to the select tool and drag the words into position.



How to spot a fake geek guy:

  • says robin is useless
  • says aquaman is useless
  • worships batman bc batman is invincible
  • doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
  • makes “hero vs hero” posts
  • probably smells like axe
  • doesn’t see anything wrong with The Big Bang Theory
  • "What do you mean there’s more than one Robin?"
  • thinks Jubilee is annoying
  • "What do you mean there’s more than one Green Lantern?"
  • thinks Batgirl and Catwoman should fight over Batman
  • "What do you mean there’s more than one Flash?"
  • wears Superman shield all the time, doesn’t like Superman
  • "What do you mean there’s more than one Batgirl?"
  • thinks the Joker is the best, most interesting villain ever
  • "What do you mean there’s more than one Batman?"